1.  Have you "Kirbied" lately?  Do you or others use that term but don't know where it comes from?  Get it straight from it's name sake.

2.  Did you hear the one about Camp Kirby and Tim Lewis?

3.  Ask me about the exploding Skellar burger and the second degree burn I got from it?

4.  How about the one where our Hertz truck broke down in Diamond Bar at 3:00 AM on our way to Denver?

5.  Grad Night BBQs?

6.  Debbie Merry and I driving the "Original" shuttle bus and scaring the crap out of the musicians from Plaza Gardens.

7.  The Return of Herbie the Love Bug to Fantasy On Parade and the Revenge of the Parade Maintenance Crew.

8:  A Plague of Plastic Seagulls for years.